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The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom has adopted a plan set forth by the California Air Resources Board to phase out all gas-powered and EV automobiles and replace them with Little Tikes Cozy Coupes no later than 2035. “California now has a …
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having failed to stop him thus far, Democrats have implemented their last-ditch attempt to prevent Donald Trump from taking office by starting World War 3. While all efforts to indict Trump, remove him from state ballots, imprison him, and assassinate …
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — Reports circulated today that President-Elect Donald Trump was worried that large numbers of corrupt government officials would start quitting before he would have the opportunity to tell them, “You’re fired.” Sources indicated that one of the things Trump had been …
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… PALM BEACH, FL — In the wake of what appears to be a second assassination attempt on Donald Trump, Democrats across the country have stepped forward to accuse the Republican presidential candidate of inciting further violence by not dying in either of the …
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled her new campaign platform: a one-page document that simply says “We must seize the means of production and execute the Bourgeoisie.” “The proletariat must rise!” Harris shouted in front of a backdrop of a large …
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… CHICAGO, IL — According to reports, black people trying to attend the DNC were turned away in droves as Democrats required photo IDs to enter the convention. Despite knowing that black people are not capable of obtaining photo IDs, Democrats inexplicably chose to …
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — Beloved presidential candidate Kamala Harris recently unveiled a touching new plan to hang a sign reading “Joy” over every bread line in America if she is elected president. According to her speech, the sign would help encourage Americans who will …
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… Experts warn that without delayed puberty, British kids will grow normally. LONDON, UK — The National Health Service of the United Kingdom announced Monday they will no longer permit children to be prescribed puberty blockers, a move many gender-ideology advocates worry will force …
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… ALPHARETTA, GA — Americans are still reeling this morning after the shocking murder of California Governor Gavin Newsom was captured live on air and broadcast to millions of viewers. “I’m still shaking,” said one local observer. “He was just there one moment… and in the …
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out one of their latest articles… WORLD — Immediately after murdering his brother Abel in cold blood, Cain reportedly called for a total ceasefire. “It’s time to put a stop to the senseless violence,” said Cain as he checked Abel’s pulse to make sure he was dead. “Everyone can lay down their weapons …
