The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump’s “No Tax On Tips” bill passed through the Senate unanimously after legislators received clarification that bribes can count as tips. Speculation swirled that the bill could potentially face opposition …
Babylon Bee: Democrats Show Solidarity With MS-13 By Getting New Face Tattoos
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a beautiful display of solidarity with deported gang members, top Democrats had “MS-13” tattooed directly onto their foreheads. Several members of Congress, including Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, traveled to “Big Dave’s Ink” to have the logo of the …
Babylon Bee: Support Grows For Requiring Supreme Court Justices To Pass Cognitive Tests
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… U.S. — As audio clips of another round of oral arguments made their way across social media, results of a new poll revealed that support continued to grow for requiring Supreme Court justices to pass cognitive tests in order to serve. Pollsters reported …
Babylon Bee: People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out [Brillant Satire]
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported. “The law has to mean something!” said José, a member of the international crime gang …
Babylon Bee: In Yet Another Cruel Blow To China, General Tso’s Chicken To Be Renamed ‘General Don’s Oriental Chicky Nugs’
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — Global tensions over tariffs continued to rise amid the ongoing trade war, as the White House announced that General Tso’s Chicken would be renamed General Don’s Oriental Chicky Nugs. The renaming of the popular Chinese dish was only the latest …
Babylon Bee: Democrats Say Fire At Tesla Facility Likely Caused By Climate Change [Brillant Satire]
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… LAS VEGAS, NV — After several Tesla vehicles suddenly exploded into flames at a Las Vegas facility, Democrats blamed climate change as the most likely culprit behind the detonations. Shrouded in the thick, black smoke of burning electric vehicles, Democrats …
Babylon Bee: Shuttered Department Of Education Not Sure What To Do With This Warehouse Full Of Gender Unicorn Coloring Books
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — Department of Education employees are feeling abandoned this week, not only because the department is currently undergoing preparations to permanently close its doors, but also because they now have to figure out what to do with their giant warehouse full …
Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional [Brillant Satire]
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal appellate judge delivered a heavy blow to the Trump administration today, issuing a stunning ruling that the Constitution of the United States is unconstitutional. The ruling was issued by Judge Marsha Lanning of the D.C. …
Babylon Bee: Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy Of Insulting The People He’s Begging For Money From [Brillant Satire]
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… In an unusual tactic rarely seen in high-level negotiations, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to try insulting the people he was begging for money from. Zelensky further decided that the best place to insult that person would be their work …
Babylon Bee: 9 Surefire Ways Bureaucrats Can Hide Fraudulent Spending From DOGE (Brilliant Satire)
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… With Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency running roughshod over the federal government, bureaucrats have been scrambling to find new ways to hide the shady shenanigans they’ve been up to for decades. Fortunately for the bureaucracy, The Babylon Bee has come …