The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… In an unusual tactic rarely seen in high-level negotiations, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to try insulting the people he was begging for money from. Zelensky further decided that the best place to insult that person would be their work …
Babylon Bee: 9 Surefire Ways Bureaucrats Can Hide Fraudulent Spending From DOGE (Brilliant Satire)
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… With Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency running roughshod over the federal government, bureaucrats have been scrambling to find new ways to hide the shady shenanigans they’ve been up to for decades. Fortunately for the bureaucracy, The Babylon Bee has come …
Country With Record Illiteracy Worried What Will Happen If Education System Reformed: Babylon Bee Satire
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. – Politicians who represent the country with record illiteracy expressed worry about what might happen if the education system responsible for making everyone illiterate were reformed. “We cannot stand idly by while King Elon Musk guts the Department …
Babylon Bee: Federal Workers Concerned That Returning To Office Will Interfere With Not Working
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… With President Donald Trump ordering all government employees to come back to working in person by February 6, federal workers expressed concern that returning to the office would interfere with them not working. Thousands of federal employees who had been …
Finally… Babylon Bee: By 2035, All California Vehicles To Be Replaced By Little Tikes Cozy Coupes
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom has adopted a plan set forth by the California Air Resources Board to phase out all gas-powered and EV automobiles and replace them with Little Tikes Cozy Coupes no later than 2035. “California now has a …
Finally… Babylon Bee: In Last-Ditch Attempt To Prevent Trump From Taking Office, Democrats Start World War 3
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having failed to stop him thus far, Democrats have implemented their last-ditch attempt to prevent Donald Trump from taking office by starting World War 3. While all efforts to indict Trump, remove him from state ballots, imprison him, and assassinate …
Finally… Babylon Bee: Trump Worried Everyone Will Quit Before He Can Tell Them ‘You’re Fired’
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — Reports circulated today that President-Elect Donald Trump was worried that large numbers of corrupt government officials would start quitting before he would have the opportunity to tell them, “You’re fired.” Sources indicated that one of the things Trump had been …
Finally… Babylon Bee: Democrats Accuse Trump Of Inciting Further Violence By Not Dying
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… PALM BEACH, FL — In the wake of what appears to be a second assassination attempt on Donald Trump, Democrats across the country have stepped forward to accuse the Republican presidential candidate of inciting further violence by not dying in either of the …
Finally… Babylon Bee: Kamala Harris Unveils New Economic Platform ‘We Must Seize The Means Of Production And Execute The Bourgeoisie’
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled her new campaign platform: a one-page document that simply says “We must seize the means of production and execute the Bourgeoisie.” “The proletariat must rise!” Harris shouted in front of a backdrop of a large …
Finally… Babylon Bee: Sad: Black People Turned Away In Droves As Democrats Require Photo ID To Enter Convention
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… CHICAGO, IL — According to reports, black people trying to attend the DNC were turned away in droves as Democrats required photo IDs to enter the convention. Despite knowing that black people are not capable of obtaining photo IDs, Democrats inexplicably chose to …