The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… AUSTIN, TX — Congressional Democrats announced today that they are very much opposed to electoral gerrymandering up until the time when they will need to do it themselves, at which point they’ll support it again. “This is not a decision …
Babylon Bee: Trump Secures 15% Tariff On Extra ‘U’ In British Spelling
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… U.S. — President Trump has reportedly finalized a new trade deal with the United Kingdom, securing a 15% tariff on the extra “U” in British words. “I guess you could say this is my favourite trade deal,” Trump said, explicitly using the British …
Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… OSLO, NORWAY — Former U.S. President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday for his efforts in fabricating national intelligence to promote the Russian Collusion Hoax and undermine the presidency of Donald Trump. The Norwegian Nobel Committee …
Babylon Bee: Supreme Court Legalizes Trump Presidency
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court issued a ruling this morning that it is legal for President Donald Trump to be the president. In a 6-3 decision, the court held that since Trump was, in fact, elected to be president, his ability to …
Babylon Bee: ‘Why Would Trump Do This?’ Cries Gavin Newsom After Getting Head Stuck In Banister
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… SACRAMENTO, CA — After getting his head hopelessly stuck in a banister this morning, an outraged Governor Gavin Newsom demanded to know why Trump would do this. Eyewitnesses report that Newsom repeatedly shouted for Trump to stop escalating the situation …
Babylon Bee: CNN Reports Peaceful Night In L.A. As Majority Of Cars Not On Fire
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… U.S. — CNN reported another peaceful night in Los Angeles, as the overwhelming majority of cars in the city were not currently on fire. Additionally, the network reported that most police officers had not had bricks thrown at them, most federal agents had …
Babylon Bee: Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen’s Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A.
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to years of sharp criticism from the legendary music icon, President Donald Trump demanded to see Bruce Springsteen’s birth certificate to prove he was born in the U.S.A. The “Glory Days” singer has been one of Trump’s most …
Babylon Bee: No Tax on Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count as Tips
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump’s “No Tax On Tips” bill passed through the Senate unanimously after legislators received clarification that bribes can count as tips. Speculation swirled that the bill could potentially face opposition …
Babylon Bee: Democrats Show Solidarity With MS-13 By Getting New Face Tattoos
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a beautiful display of solidarity with deported gang members, top Democrats had “MS-13” tattooed directly onto their foreheads. Several members of Congress, including Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, traveled to “Big Dave’s Ink” to have the logo of the …
Babylon Bee: Support Grows For Requiring Supreme Court Justices To Pass Cognitive Tests
The Babylon Bee is brilliant. It’s satire that’s powerful. Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh… U.S. — As audio clips of another round of oral arguments made their way across social media, results of a new poll revealed that support continued to grow for requiring Supreme Court justices to pass cognitive tests in order to serve. Pollsters reported …