Get ready to laugh.
Because the Babylon Bee has done it again.
A sharp. Hilarious. Devastating piece of satire.
And this time… they’re taking aim at Netflix buying Warner Brothers.
Now—before you read it—remember one thing:
The Babylon Bee is satire.Not news.
Not serious
Its Satire.
So relax… and enjoy.
But here’s why this satire hits so close to home:
Netflix isn’t just another entertainment company.
It’s run by executives who operate from a radical, pro-socialist, anti-Christian, secular worldview.
Their internal policies demand DEI compliance…
That means scripts loaded with politically correct messaging…
Quotas for LGBTQ characters…
And carefully crafted “acceptable” storylines.
Almost everything that passes through Netflix’s gates is filtered through that rigid political lens.
Now, yes—every once in a while—something good slips through.
A rare exception.
A true creative gem.
But make no mistake:
Netflix’s content machine is built to advance a worldview.
And that’s exactly why the Babylon Bee’s take on this “merger” is so perfect.
It exposes the absurdity.
The politics.
The cultural engineering.
All wrapped in brilliant humor.
So with that in mind…
Sit back.
Smile.
And enjoy this pitch-perfect Babylon Bee satire on Netflix’s takeover of Warner Brothers.
You’re going to love this.
Business·Dec 5, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
After a bidding war, Netflix has secured a deal to buy Warner Bros. Discovery for a reported $82.7 billion. Once the deal is finalized, fans will notice significant changes to beloved WB properties like Harry Potter, Looney Tunes, and Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
After talking with industry sources, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of changes coming to Warner Bros.:
- Warner Bros. will be immediately rebranded as Warner Gay Black Sisters: A modern name to reflect a more diverse society.
- Harry Potter’s magic will now be powered by KPop: Death Eaters better run, run, run when we come, come, come.
- Netflix, HBO Max, and Discovery will merge to create 17 more streaming platforms: For your convenience.
- Only Bugs Bunny cartoons where he dresses in drag will be available: It’s important for all content to fit Netflix’s mission and message.
- Three of the last five people who actually go to movie theaters to watch movies will now watch at home: The times are changing.
- The Superman franchise reboot will be rebooted: Finally, a new version that’s different from the last new version.
- Animaniacs will now be Transimaniacs: A lot less funny but way more disturbing.
- Porky Pig will now have an even more lack of pants: If you thought it was a problem before, you haven’t seen anything yet.
- Movies in the theater will now pause to ask if you’re still watching: It’s a valid question.
- Finally, Citizen Kanewill feature a sassy black female lead: The story can now be told as Orson Welles always intended.
A whole new world of entertainment is on its way. Whether you like it or not. What changes are you looking forward to most? Let us know in the comments below.