The Babylon Bee is brilliant.
It’s satire that’s powerful.
Check out their hilarious article that will surely make you laugh…
Californians have been voting blue for years and at some point you just have to ask yourself, “Why?” Our intrepid man on the street interviewed Californians from all over the state to get to the truth — and their answers may surprise you!
Here’s why Californians say they keep voting for Democrats:
“My taxes are just too low.”
~ Alex from Redding
“My life is miserable, and I want others to suffer as I do.”
~ Cameron from Eureka
“I died 57 years ago.”
~ Chris Davidson, formerly of San Bernardino
“Que?”
~ Juan from El Centro
“I’m curious just how expensive gas can get.”
~ Alex from Redding
“Democrats have done a fantastic job running California. What do you mean?”
~ Gavin from Sacramento
“The form of the destructor has been chosen.”
~ Gozar the Gozerian from San Jose
“أصوّت للحزب الديمقراطي لأنهم يدعمون المهاجرين أمثالي.”
~ Mohamad Muhammad Muhumadin from Baldwin Park
“They gave me a dollar to vote blue down the line. I bought myself a bag of chips.”
~ Jimmy from Los Angeles
“The wildfires are always so romantic. Mmm, yes. Indubitably.”
~ Pierce from Malibu
“Get out of my hobo tent!”
~ Jacky-Wacky of San Francisco
“Boo! I’m a ghost! OooooOOOooooOOOoooo!”
~ Edwin from Hollywood Forever Cemetery